I bet you a shaved tribble looks like a testicle with a mouth and that’s pretty horrifying actually
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russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
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au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
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I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
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- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Gabriel
Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
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nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
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- what a girl says: i'm fine
- what she means: old sport
