“That Doesn’t go There” songs about working in retail. Featuring such hits as:

  • “The Toy Department is Not A Babysitter” (so watch your kids)
  • “We have Trash Cans” (Don’t leave your empty Starbucks Cups Laying Around In Weird Places)
  • I’m sorry I Can’t Mark it Down (That’s Not How Our Clearance works)
  • Treat Your Cashier Nicely (She Will Save you Money)
  • “I Know You’re Returning Used Clothing”
  • “Don’t Make a Mess in Front of Me” (I see everything)

Tags: work retail work was psycotic today SO MANY DAMN PEOPLE\ if you couldn't tell I ran around so muchI almost puked