"That Doesn’t go There" songs about working in retail. Featuring such hits as:
- "The Toy Department is Not A Babysitter" (so watch your kids)
- "We have Trash Cans" (Don’t leave your empty Starbucks Cups Laying Around In Weird Places)
- I’m sorry I Can’t Mark it Down (That’s Not How Our Clearance works)
- Treat Your Cashier Nicely (She Will Save you Money)
- "I Know You’re Returning Used Clothing"
- "Don’t Make a Mess in Front of Me" (I see everything)